Allan Falls In Love With Another Woman

After 31 years of marriage, Allan has fallen in love with another woman. Her name is Bridgette and she speaks with a charming British accent. Her only character flaw is she keeps repeating “Recalculate. Recalculate”. Yes, Bridgette is the voice on our GPS that gets us to all our Soles4Souls events. Allan loves her because I can’t read a map. (I figure if we are moving forward, that must mean we are heading north.) So thanks to Bridgette, we arrive at our destination on time and ready to go…except when there’s road construction and she tells us “Recalculate. Recalculate.”

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